My Love wound up in the hospital this week. It was a hell of a scare. I might write something more about it when I have a little more distance.
It turned out all right. She’s back home. With a weekend of my TLC, she’ll be 100% by Monday.
But I learned something important:
Don’t check out the apps on your sweetie’s phone.
She asked me to check something on her calendar.
I didn’t recognize one of the apps on her front screen. I asked her what it was for.
“Oh, it tracks a monthly cycle.”
“Planning for getting pregnant!”
“No, sweetheart. It warns me when you’re going to be cranky.”