Last week, my Love called me from her GYN’s office. She was laughing.
Me: What’s so funny?
My Love: You know that long form you have to fill out every time you go to the doctor?
Me: Yeah. I hate them. Bad engineering. Should be a central record and you just need to update it.
My Love: You know where it says, Birth Control?
Me: Yeah. I always put, “None”.
My Love: I’ve always put, “Virgin”. This time, I put, “Lesbian”.
My Love: [Maniac laughter]
She’s weird.
Family Values Lesbian 
love it. I’m totally using that from now on!
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Haha, I think I might do that from now on!
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What a great answer! Totally going to use that one. I always hate those awkward questions at the doctor.
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Oh I have had Xray technician’s ask me if there is any chance I am pregnant (my son needed an Xray) and I have said NO. They ask again and I say NO, I am gay and they stop asking. I have had the same issue with the birth control question. It is funny!
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