My Love: Medical paperwork

Last week, my Love called me from her GYN’s office. She was laughing.

Me: What’s so funny?

My Love: You know that long form you have to fill out every time you go to the doctor?

Me: Yeah. I hate them. Bad engineering. Should be a central record and you just need to update it.

My Love: You know where it says, Birth Control?

Me: Yeah. I always put, “None”.

My Love: I’ve always put, “Virgin”. This time, I put, “Lesbian”.

My Love: [Maniac laughter]

She’s weird.

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4 thoughts on “My Love: Medical paperwork

  1. Oh I have had Xray technician’s ask me if there is any chance I am pregnant (my son needed an Xray) and I have said NO. They ask again and I say NO, I am gay and they stop asking. I have had the same issue with the birth control question. It is funny!

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