In a box on the administrative page for this blog, WordPress shows the search terms that people have used to find it. Today was a red-letter day: There was something in that box! Somebody had found my blog using Google search!
What was the magic search? What thirst for knowledge led someone to that profound oracle, the Family Values Lesbian?
lutheran funeral jello
Whoever you are, I hope you’re satisfied with the result of your search.
Family Values Lesbian 
Hahaha! That sounds like a Garrison Kealor comment. People certainly have things that they’re into, right?!?
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I was thinking more like Marge in Fargo.
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“Is that your accomplice in the wood chipper?”
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Ha!
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What the heck….?!
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I’m hoping it was somebody who was amazed by the brilliant writing and wanted to come back for more. On the other hand, if that were the case, wouldn’t “Family Values Lesbian” be more memorable than “lutheran funeral jello”?
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Hahaha yessss. And by yesss I mean thank you for making me laugh this morning
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Entirely my pleasure!
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Hahahaha!
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I have this sudden horrible thought that someone might have been looking for the recipe!?!?
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Epic!!!
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I’ve put up deeply philosophical posts about the Supreme Court, about love, about Catholic Doctrine, and what am I famous for? Lime jello with mandarin oranges and Miracle Whip.
I mean, just think about the inherent sexism of that! Google perpetuating the patriarchy!
It’s enough to make a girl cry.
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This cracked me up. Of course I had to try that search, too, but alas your blog didn’t come up. I did find some interesting cookbooks though…
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I just tried it myself. The first item is “Lutheran Funeral Hot Dish”. And the first page has a reference to lutefisk. Do you know what lutefisk is? Codfish soaked in Drano. I am not kidding you.
I do show up on the second page!
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PS: Thanks for trying it yourself! So heartwarming to know that Lutheran funeral jello can provide hours of entertainment.
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Ha! I feel your pain. I once mentioned on my blog that I listened to Peter Hollens’s music. You know what constantly shows up in the search terms that lead people to my blog? “Is Peter Hollens Christian”.
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Well, don’t leave me hanging! Is he?
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I did send him an email asking, and explained the situation around why I was asking, but I never got a reply. I am a Patron on Patreon, though, so maybe I can still find out…
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No need. I’d never heard of him before you mentioned him. Very cool!
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