Hey you, you wanna make a baby?

There was a suggestion in the comments to my last post that the son of our friend might be a good DNA donor.

Me (jocularly): If [friend] can’t do it, maybe [friend’s son] can.

My Love: What a great idea! Honors Physics major, two sport athlete, hunk, killer looks, 6-4, wonderful kid, great genes all around …

Me: No, no, no! I was just kidding. How weird it would be to ask him? “Hey kid, you want to make a baby with me?” If it didn’t freak him out, I would be concerned for him. Besides, it would practically be Lolita.

My Love: Sweetie, he’ll be 21 years old by that time.

Me: Sometimes you are so obtuse. Think about it: Asking him to jerk off for a drop-dead gorgeous blonde? For God’s sake, dear, he’s seen you in that Eres swimsuit! He’s not even going to need a Playboy!

My Love: OK, you’re right. But you have a deranged imagination.

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8 thoughts on “Hey you, you wanna make a baby?

  1. This was hilarious. Another factor would be that it is possible that he could also have fertility issues. If this was all left up to nature, he wouldn’t have been able to be born and could have the same issues as his dad.

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    • What an offer! I’ll let you know when we get a little farther down the road.

      Gad, this is a lot more complicated than I thought it would be. It sure would have been easier to have been born straight. Although being a lesbian has its compensations!

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