Last week, my Love called me from her GYN’s office. She was laughing.
Me: What’s so funny?
My Love: You know that long form you have to fill out every time you go to the doctor?
Me: Yeah. I hate them. Bad engineering. Should be a central record and you just need to update it.
My Love: You know where it says, Birth Control?
Me: Yeah. I always put, “None”.
My Love: I’ve always put, “Virgin”. This time, I put, “Lesbian”.
My Love: [Maniac laughter]